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One Paragraph Essay: Confusion In The Michigan Primary Vote

They said this year’s primary election would be confusing for voters, but I didn’t realize how perplexing it would be.  First of all, when I went to vote, the polling place was locked tight.  Second, when I eventually did get in, none of the candidates I had heard of were on the ballot, all it said was ‘open cage’ and ‘close cage.’  And finally, when I did vote, I was mauled by a tiger. Indeed, American definitely needs to improve its election process.

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    If you ever mishandle newts or salamanders
    they will do this as the response to being threatened. This will also help them interact with you
    and ferrets love to cuddle.

    Posted by crimsonchilla | September 25, 2014, 5:35 pm

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