Would the title “Tape King” be bestowed on someone because they are extremely frugal with their tape application or would it be one who uses a lot of tape to make sure the package is sealed? Either way, I think that should be my new moniker, not Sara’s.
Besides, a girl can’t be a “King” anyways. I guess it would probably be something like “Tape Handmaiden” or “Tape Little Girl” for her.
I’ll decide who gets what title around here.
– The Comment King