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A commercial I would like to have seen in the Super Bowl

All is quiet on a peaceful night at the Keebler Elves tree.  Inside, ELF #1 is fast asleep.  Suddenly, he’s shaken out of bed by a loud crash, coming from the floor below.  Disturbed, he grabs a baseball bat and heads towards the stairs to investigate.

Downstairs, ELF #2 is hard at work, baking.  ELF #1 creeps into the kitchen and realizes the noise came from ELF #2

“What are you doing?” ELF #1 asks.

“Creating our most fantastic cookie yet!” ELF #2 exclaims, excited.  “It’s loaded with chocolate chips, peanut butter, caramel, pecans, toffee, sprinkles, rainbow fun chips and a fudge swirl!”

“That’s too much stuff!” ELF #1 shouts and hits him in the stomach with the baseball bat.

End Scene.

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About Tim Kochenderfer

I'm about yay-high and weigh about yay pounds

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