While recently perusing a garage sale searching for antique sieves, we came across a journal of significant importance. This journal contains hundreds, if not thousands, of jokes. What makes this so special and rare of a find is that these are all jokes in progress created by the original author of jokes, that today, we consider classics.
Here’s a sampling from the journal to whet your interest:
– Boy, am I tired. Why? I just flew for five hours in a plane.
– Why did the chicken cross the road? To conquer its fear.
– Knock. Knock. Who is there? Me. Me who? Ha, ha, ha, it’s me!
– A horse walks into a bar and tells the bartender, I’m a fun guy.
– Doc, it hurts when I do this. Really?! That’s odd. Show me again.
– Your mama is so fat… How fat is she? She’s so fat that she should consider a diet.
– It’s SO cold outside… How cold is it? It’s SO cold that I can see my breath.
– Your dad must be a baker? Why? Because I have a craving for cookies.
– How do you make a tissue dance? You play some lively, up tempo music.
– Why do honey melons always get married in churches? Because they can’t musk melon.
(c) 2012 J.R. Miller