2012: A Look Into The Future At The Most Shocking Headlines In The Year Ahead

Osama bin Laden’s Ghost Wreaking Havoc Across The Middle East

Kardashian Wins Presidency In Landslide Election

Hurricane Issac – Turns out to have just been a Guy in a Hurricane Costume.  FEMA Furious.

Kim Jong Il To World – I’m Not Dead You Idiots!

North Korea – Who Did We Bury?!

Long Awaited Kevin Federline Sophomore album debuts at Number One on Billboard top 100

Minority Whip Whipped to death by Minorities.  Irony Overlooked

Al-Qaeda Leader Captured During Game Of Marco Polo

Saddam Hussein’s Ghost Elected President of Iraq, Promises Change.

Scientists Decipher Dolphin Communication – Seeking a Nuclear Weapon

Nasa: Oregon Not Really A State