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Am I Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?

I recently made an appearance on the hit show ‘Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?’ This turned out  to be a grave mistake. Not only did they out-smart me academically, they also laughed hysterically as I was dismissed off the stage. Demoralized and defeated, I made the decision to get even with the fifth graders. The next day I showed up at the school where they attended. This also turned out to be a giant mistake. Turns out I’m also weaker than a fifth grader.

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