I recently made an appearance on the hit show ‘Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?’ This turned out to be a grave mistake. Not only did they out-smart me academically, they also laughed hysterically as I was dismissed off the stage. Demoralized and defeated, I made the decision to get even with the fifth graders. The next day I showed up at the school where they attended. This also turned out to be a giant mistake. Turns out I’m also weaker than a fifth grader.