Osama bin Laden’s Ghost Wreaking Havoc Across The Middle East Kardashian Wins Presidency In Landslide Election Hurricane Issac – Turns out to have just been a Guy in a Hurricane Costume. FEMA Furious. Kim Jong Il To World – I’m Not Dead You Idiots! North Korea – Who Did We Bury?! Long Awaited Kevin Federline … Continue reading
The Army of Awesome People (AoAP) sat down for a one-on-one chat with the Church of Scientology’s chief operating thetan (COT) to get the scoop on the big changes. AoAP: Why the big announcement? COT: We want Earthlings (people) to know we’re going to be focused on having fun in the New Year. AoAP: … Continue reading
I was a young man in college when I was presented with an opportunity to go to Vegas with my roommate. Having never been, I jumped at the chance. Especially because we could stay for free with his brother who lived there at the time. The daily routine was laid out for me soon after … Continue reading
We’ve all heard the old saying ‘Don’t Mess With Texas.’ However, I had yet to meet anyone who had actually tested this warning. So recently, on a trip down south I decided to deliberately mess WITH Texas. This turned out to be a terrible mistake. If you or anyone you know is considering messing with Texas. … Continue reading
Candy Canes, a German based cane company, founded by Herr Pfefferminze, is in a taste of trouble. With a seemingly brilliant idea, Candy Canes, more or less a fly-by-night company, set up operations this December to benefit from the holiday season to capitalize on merry spenders. There have been reports of the people falling all … Continue reading
(The Firm of Scrooge & Marley. Scrooge sits working at his desk. Enter Bob Cratchit smiling. Scrooge looks up at him) SCROOGE: Is there a problem, Cratchit? BOB CRATCHIT: Problem? How could there be a problem when I work for the most wonderful boss in the entire world? (Scrooge stares at him for a moment … Continue reading
On a recent vacation to the Arctic Circle, I became consumed by a vicious snowstorm. Unable to defend against the bitter cold I finally succumbed to the elements. When I came to I awoke in a small room which smelled like gingerbread and nutmeg. Hovering above me were a group of small people with funny … Continue reading
First, we have to celebrate the death of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il. The longtime communist leader died of a massive heart attack last weekend. He was 69. We’re talking about his age, folks, not the position in which he was found. With his death comes a frightening uncertainty around the world about the … Continue reading
Apparently hidden for decades was an awful truth surrounding the making of Frosty the Snowman. Yes, it is truly a beloved program with a character that every child and child-at-heart holds dear, but the one who coined the phrase “Happy Birthday” when coming to life, ruined a co-star’s life in the process. Christmas is just … Continue reading
Moammar Ghadaffi, not returning our phone calls. We head to Libya to find out why. Plus, Mitt Romney’s $10,000 bet with Rick Perry. You’ve seen the debate flub, but what you didn’t see was what happened just days later when Perry didn’t pay up. The video that explains why Perry showed up to Thursday night’s debate in … Continue reading