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Rejected BuzzFeed Quiz Questions

Nothing is more popular on Facebook than those BuzzFeed Quizzes.  Thanks to those tests, I now know that if I werebuzzfeed_lrg in Star Wars, I would be Darth Vader due to my fondness for 90’s alternative music and the color black, or that I would be a German Shepherd had I been a dog due to my preference for Rum and socializing with my own circles at parties.  Inspired, I decided to create my own Quiz questionnaires and submit them to BuzzFeed. Unfortunately, the site rejected them all. I’ve decided to share them with you.

Which Saved By The Bell Character Are You?

If you had to be played by an actor, it would be:

A. Mark-Paul Gosselaar

B. Mario Lopez

C. Tiffany Amber Thiessen

D. Elizabeth Berkley

What President Are You?

Pick An Accomplishment:

A. Being The First President Ever

B. Abolishing Slavery

C. Creating ‘Obamacare’

D. Being Jimmy Carter

What Kind Of Tree Are You?

My Friends say I’m:

A. Piney

B. Leafy

C. Christmasy

D. Palmy

What Number Are You?

Pick a number between 1 and 10.

A. 1 B. 2 C. 3 D. 4 E. 5 F. 6 G. 7 H. 8 I. 9 J.10

What Famous Statue Are You?

My Friends Are Always Saying To Me:

A. Put down that torch and that book, please.

B. Put some clothes on and put that slingshot down, please David.

C. What happened to your nose and why is the rest of you triangular?

D. You look exactly like the statues on Easter Island.

Which Charles Are You?

Choose A Last Name

A. Norris

B. Bronson

C. Barkley

D. In Charge

Which BuzzFeed Visitor are you?

Type your name here please _____________________.

 

 

 

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About Tim Kochenderfer

Tim Kochenderfer is a published and internationally produced playwright and humor writer, as well as a ten time Emmy award winning TV producer. His 22 plays have been performed in every state and in almost 20 countries. For more of his work: http://www.playscripts.com/author.php3?authorid=82 http://www.brookpub.com/default.aspx?pg=ab&afn=Tim&aln=Kochenderfer http://www.cracked.com/members/tim-kochenderfer_contributor Contact: timkochenderfer@yahoo.com

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One thought on “Rejected BuzzFeed Quiz Questions

  1. “What number are you?” killed me! hahaha

    Posted by Sean Worsley | April 25, 2014, 5:02 am

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